Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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