so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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