yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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