We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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