I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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