Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I love having hate sex.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
