Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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