i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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