All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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