"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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