He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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