So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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