Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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