I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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