Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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