Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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