Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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