Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
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