Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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