he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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