Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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