oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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