if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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