break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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