only if we run a train.
done.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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