You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Randomize