marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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