This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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