Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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