your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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