it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Randomize
