So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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