just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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