small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
If I die, sorry about rent.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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