well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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