I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
COCAINE IS GR8
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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