All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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