Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
as a side note pls kill me
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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