But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
did i walk over a car last night?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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