I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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