That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Randomize
