from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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