we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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