Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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