so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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