OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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