Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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