its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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