We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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