On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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