she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
