I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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