butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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