so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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