I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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