I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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