you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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